i like music that makes me feel like wearing high heels and walking over the fallen corpses of a thousand men
why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying
i’d just like to point out that telling someone they’re too skinny and must “eat a burger and put some meat on those bones” is just as rude as telling someone they’re fat and must go on a diet
not really though..
yes really actually..
because you’re implying that their body isn’t fine as it is and guess what it is fine because it’s okay to be skinny just like it’s okay to be heavy. the end.
My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me